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Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

29 Sunday Sep 2013

Posted by Andrew Hilmer in reviews

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As a network pilot it was fine. Whedon has clearly given up trying to sneak a proper first episode past network ninnies, and apart from some glances at the fourth wall by the Joss-gloss in the dialogue this episode has very little in the way of overt intelligence. It’s essentially an episode of Alphas (in themes and tone and general mediocrity of trope) that has had some after-the-fact input from folks who aren’t just marking time in a writer’s room.

Despite the snooze-inducing nature of the pilot I’m looking forward to the rest of the series. There is too much potential. With this sop behind us, the setup is done and I can get down to being frustrated for another half-dozen weeks until Whedon finds the thing about the premise that he wants to bring out.

South Park, Elementary, Parks and Recreation

27 Friday Sep 2013

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All open the fall season with smart and enjoyable episodes.

in particular, Elementary seems to have found a stable point of zany Sherlockian pastiche to orbit around. Perhaps the setting in actual London made a difference for the season 2 premiere, but I think it’s more that the writers found fresher meat in Mycroft and Lestrade than they did in the first season with Moriarty. I vaguely remember how uneven and tonally weird the story of the original Moriarty was. Either way, we made it past Reichenbach and now we get to see how much of an entitled, conniving, Establishment sneak a London restaurateur can be.

Flash Fiction for Terrible Minds: Fragile Dreams

13 Friday Sep 2013

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flash fiction, terrible minds

Link to the writing prompt.

Fragile Dreams

The spots began appearing one day and no one noticed. They were just bits of fluff, dried soap bubbles or extrusions from insects or fungi.

The first person to notice was an eccentric named Isra Hazr who worked in a clinic in Yemen. She was obsessed with tracking aircraft from her roof with her binoculars, speculating to herself whether they were American drones. The little spots she noticed on the adobe wall of her roof garden weren’t natural. They might be proof that the Americans were… doing something. Isra put her binoculars aside and took time to examine the encrustations in detail. The samples seemed to be some kind of ash but according to her new Geiger counter they were slightly radioactive. She was so happy.

Hazr posted her observations to YouTube but her investigations were so focused on what she called her “scientific struggle” that she made the mistake of mentioning aliens, not Zionists. So she gained no traction on social media before her video was flagged and temporarily blocked.

–

An analyst named Bert reviewed the video. He remembered the cluster of small spots that had appeared on the side of his garage that morning. Bert had bent down to take a close look. The spots looked like they might support a chrysalis or egg sack but there were none in evidence. He had forgotten about it until he viewed Isra’s macro-photography of the spidery strands.

Agents Taylor Ganeot and Taylor Duslinyi were assigned the task of looking for samples of the phenomenon in the area around Fort Meade. Yellow evidence bags, sealed and labeled, filled a cardboard box in the back seat of the Tahoe. The truck sat with its doors open at the curb next to a dog park.

“Mike?” asked Taylor from where she was fumbling one-handed with a Geiger counter next to the samples.

“Jennifer?” The agents didn’t know each others’ real names. They were both on light-duty due to injuries and had been rotated to the D.C. cell from Milwaukee and San Diego, respectively.

“The sample box is hot,” she said.

“What? We checked a bunch of samples.”

“We didn’t check them all together as a lump.”

It was a long couple of days for both Taylors, much of it spent inside a Nuclear Emergency Support Team trailer.

–

The Taylors’ sample scrapings disintegrated at the first touch so NEST could only look at the agents’ photos to confirm the resonant shapes of hyperspace macrostrings. The light oxides and organic molecules had been fried by high-energy radiation. NEST was puzzled. Energy that intense doesn’t interact with matter very much. It certainly wouldn’t limit its interactions to the surfaces of objects.

Bert was worried. After his initial report he moved on to look for medical consequences in the population: bruising, wounds, melanomas. After scrolling through the hits and noting the steady rise in reports over the last few weeks, Bert sat for a long minute before calling the after-hours Alert Office.

After confirming the day code the AO got right to it, “What’s up?”

“I have a. Um. I’ve got a potential issue for the World Health Organization.”

“What?” the AO asked.

“Ah. Lesions and tumors on skin from some kind of cosmological phenomenon.” Hearing himself say it, Bert cringed around the handset.

“A what now?”

“It’s related to the unconfirmed flash item on your daily briefing? Unidentified chemical or biological residue? It doesn’t have a codename yet but it’s got my tag on it. I just appended it with the update.”

“Um.” The AO was silent for a while, reading. “If this is a joke this is your last chance to say so.”

“Not a joke. A hoaxer would have to run a worldwide operation to generate traffic then set up dozens of scenes in our neighborhood for our wet-team to find. So not likely to be a hoax.”

“Hm. Okay Bert. I’m escalating. We may not be in touch for an hour or two. I assume you’ve been working on this all day? Take a nap if you need to but stay close to your desk.”

“Will do,” said Bert.

–

Isra Hazr noticed one day that new spots had stopped appearing. She spent more and more time roaming the streets of Shibam, searching for them. Isra’s work in the clinic suffered when she couldn’t look forward to her observations. Old Doctor Harazi took her aside for a private tongue-lashing. “You should have a husband, then you could take up sewing and not need to work!”

A month after the spots stopped appearing she got a telephone call from an Egyptian UFO enthusiast. She had been born Khyatha Ghobrial but now she went by Miriam Hussein.

“I publish a magazine about strange phenomena, Sights of Ancient Lands. You know it?”

Isra put her hand to her mouth. “I have every issue.”

“We were looking for new contributors and I found your work on the drones and the chemical spots. You are very observant.”

Isra stifled a squeal.

–

Bert was working late when the phone rang. It was the swing shift Action Officer.

“So,” said the AO. “The Department of Energy figured out their little glitch.”

“I read the report,” said Bert. “Was it wet-team GIMPY who made them quit screwing with the universe?”

“I can’t comment on that,” said the AO, “but I can comment on something else. We took up your suggestion and bought into that terrible UFO rag.”

“She could be a great asset. Right on the crossroads up to the Hadhramauts.”

“I’m sure that’s true,” said the AO. “One good turn deserves another, right?”

—

Reading

09 Monday Sep 2013

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Charles Stross

I cleaned out my research queue so I can catch up on some fiction I’ve been wanting to read: Stina Leicht’s Fey and the Fallen.

Leicht had a guest bloggo on Charlie Stross’s site a while back and what grabbed me about her writing was her humanity, her location (Texas) and her politics (humanist) despite the social pressures. That combination is important. It’s courageous, of course, but it’s also inevitable. It is now possible to dissent from conservative doublethink and state one’s dissent publicly with broad distribution. The social consequences still exist; stepping outside the role of self-hating-redneck is best done if you don’t rely on self-hating-rednecks for work or family.

So my appreciation of her blog was political. A while back I read and wrote a blub about Mur Lafferty’s Shambling Guide to New York City. At WorldCon last week Lafferty won the John W. Campbell award for new writers. Leicht was up for the same award and suddenly I felt guilty. I began following Lafferty because of her work on the Escape Artists podcasts. I mirror the ambition of her podcast, I Should Be Writing. I also use The Magic Spreadsheet to keep myself motivated and my wordcount up. But Stina Leicht has a wider scope on her blog.

The competition between new writers is played down to a degree (everyone gets a tiara) but I feel like my attention to Lafferty’s work was unfair given Leicht’s place in my feed. It’s not a competition, I know, and I lack both power and readers so the unfairness is just a feeling. Perhaps I should be more fair to me and begin submitting work. Maybe I could wear the tiara as a bracelet.

So I now have trade paper copies of Leicht’s two Fey and the Fallen books from Powell’s. More to come.

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