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To the sci-fi fans analyzing the new Fox show “Almost Human”…

27 Wednesday Nov 2013

Posted by Andrew Hilmer in reviews

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…I reproduce a piece of dialogue from the recent episode, an undisguised parody of Die Hard:

DRN: People’s lives are in jeopardy.

KENNEX: Dorian, you’ve been shot. Your head’s full of bubblegum, you can’t do this alone.

DRN: I have to.

KENNEX: And I’m coming with you.

DRN: You can’t. I’m designed to do this, John.

As a parody of Die Hard the episode barely even accomplishes that. It simply duplicates the plot points and some of the notes while slumping bonelessly upon Ealy’s and Urban’s ability to bro-up and chew the screen. This is typical of the show’s young life; it’s fun but lazy. As sci-fi.

As a comedy, though, the show has potential. But right now it’s trying to be genre-drama without giving a shit about either the genre or the drama. The writers aren’t likely to change this without being replaced, so I suggest they tighten up the comedy by whacking the slot to 1/2 hour. Too bad one of the leads isn’t comically plump. It could be a real thing.

Just a short aside during nanowrimo.

20 Wednesday Nov 2013

Posted by Andrew Hilmer in no-category

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It was inevitable that the Cheney sisters would fall out. Mary came out under the protection of pseudo-libertarian wealth but even the whitewash of pseudo-libertarian social policy wasn’t enough for Wyoming. So under the bus her sister directed a shove.

This generation of Cheneys had a choice: live as a united family of rich and shadowy oligarchs protected from the day-to-day consequences of their backroom power politics… or step more fully into the light of celebrity and resolve their contradictions. Being as much her father’s daughter as Elizabeth, Mary Cheney was unable to conveniently step back into the gloom. Elizabeth could have let our dark memories of her father fade and gotten on with her life of obscene wealth on the Board of Director circuit, but unlike Mary she is anointed with the hubris of the child who was both loved—as Mary surely was—and is the politically acceptable vessel of her father’s ambition to rule from the richest corner of the right.

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